This evening is absolutely insane. Everything that happened is just crazy. I don't even know what to say.

This complete mess has left me feeling flabbergasted. I need a moment to absorb this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just don't believe it happened.

Can You Believe This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I saw a cat wearing a glasses. It seemed totally comfortable. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever observed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Truly You Couldn't Think That!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's ridiculous. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw dropped. This is beyond comprehension, right?

• I'm floored
• This can't be happening
• Someone pinch me

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't think what just happened. I was sitting down the street out of nowhere this massive bird came out of nowhere. It was holding a gold coin! Seriously. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I am so confused by what read more I just saw.

Unbelievable! utterly astonishing

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• Perhaps it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.

Unbelievable!

This discovery is absolutely insane. I don't believe what I've just experienced. It's like a bad joke. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Is this actually happening?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This opens up a whole new world.